• Hello. Over the years many of my friends have had stalkers, which, for me isn't so bad. I mean if a person gets a package from a stalker, they feel guilty if they eat too much of the candy, so they share. Good deal, right? Well... let me tell you... once a stalker has dinner with your family or goes at you with a knife, its bad news. This test has been devised for early stalker detection. Most likely you are taking this test because the person on the internet refuses to meet you until they see the results. Remember, don't lie. The fact that a stalker might lie has been written into the test.