• Those pesky vegetarians.

    Always asking the waiters in restaurants what oil their stir-fried bean curd was cooked in, whilst casting evil glances at your innocent veal soup. Did you want to know that he used to be called Herbert? No, of course not, but they tell you anyway.

    This test measures how good you would be at vegetarianism. Some people are born tree-huggers just waiting to discover the virtues of living death-free, whilst others are more carnivorous than Hannibal Lecter. So where do you fit on the scale, hippie?

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