• Every so often, I get these emails from guys who say things like "I've been too busy to meet people because I spend so much time working out at the gym," or whose attached pictures include one of their car. And I have to wonder whether or not they've even read my profile. So in the spirit of weeding out those who either can't read or aren't willing to take the time to do so, I came up with a test that will supposedly measure whether or not you could hold your own with me... either that, or you will have wasted five minutes of your life and you will swear off these silly tests forever. Either way.