The CPSI (Children of Psycho Soviet Immigrants) Test

I am disappointed in you. As Lenin once said, welcome to the CPSI (Children of Psycho Soviet Immigrants) Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature, or rather, the true nature of your parents. You TOO could be a CPSI. Not sure? Take this test!!!! It may look like it’s a multiple answer test. But please try to pick only ONE answer, you worthless schmuck!