"When in the course of human events..."
"We, the people of the United States..."
"With malice toward none, with charity for all..."
No no no. These words are stirring and all, but they're not nearly as fun as the things that a crazy person would say and do. And in American politics, there are plenty of loony folks. Chances are, you share at least a few traits with one of them. If you don't, we're going to tell you that you do anyway.
Click on, you paranoid patriots! You frenzied forefathers! You loco leaders! You...okay, you get the point.