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A cardigan sweater and my comfortable shoes.
Something that shows off my tiny waist and really shows off my shoulders.
Clothes from my old, rockin days.
Just like me.
I don't go online. I AM the machine.
My friend goes online.
I have an affinity for clever names.
It's rather hard to pronounce.
Film-viewers can't spell it.
I'm being followed. Get it right.
A program. Well, kind of.
For a while it was this nut-case.
The leads to get me to their names!
Whore myself out for cool body mods.
Exercise unnecessary cruelty to animals.
Hang out with a hero-protagonist.
Make people rock.
A girl like me!
Fucking amazing. And clever.
A guy whose award is apparently cool to win.
Definitely not old.
That weird night-vision color.
My glasses are so thick, I don't think it's possible to color them.
Two crucial literary figures at once.
Generations younger than I am.
Keanu Reeves. Er-I mean, the ONE.
Lewis Carroll. That counts, right?
The photographer who took the only picture I have of my past.
The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test
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The Your Type of Girl Test
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The Size Queen Test
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