• Hile, gunslinger, and welcome to my Dark Tower Test. This will sort out the true gunslingers from those individuals who have forgotten the faces of their fathers and really ought to be sent west, those who will stand and be true from those who might just run off and join the Crimson King. To do well in this test, it'll help to have read all seven regular Dark Tower novels by Stephen King, though not any of the ancillary bits or internet speculation. Thankee-sai for reading all my bumf.