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Yes, but I thought you wouldn't notice the swelling.
No... "Do I look that dumb?"
What are allergies?
I always carry Benadryl in my purse
Gracefully excuse yourself and hide in the bathroom from embarassment...
Painfully force yourself thru the meal...
Ask the poor server for Benadryl...
Never put yourself in that situation...
"How do you like your mac-n-cheese?"
Take out... Because I can only burn water!
Yes, but I'll get over it
No, you're busy
Yes, and I'll text and call every five minutes
No, I lied to you about wanting to have a second date
Stratigically use hair, make-up, or clothing to camouflage it...
Ignore my line of questioning and change the subject
Call me the moment you notice it and explain what happened
LIE, LIE, LIE....
Let me know
Avoid me at all costs
Pawn me off onto one of your "friends"
Suggest friends with benefits
Deny it totally
Ask if he/she liked them
Tell me that my friend has an obsession with internet porn
Warn me and offer to contact him to have them removed
Leave in a barrage of profanity
Get a little upset but have fun with us anyway
Suggest we all do something together
Start a "cat fight" on the front porch with the ex
Yes, when will I get this chance again...
No, we'll use the connections to get access to the hotel
None of the above... I'm not that shallow.
I'll offer a bribe and leave you out of it
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