• Hello! And welcome to the Desperately Seeking William test. In case you hadn't guessed, my name is William and I've decided to write a fruity little test to attract saucy members of the opposite sex. This test will measure our compatability using a pleasing variety of questions and magic. I do not wish to waste anyone's time, so if you're a hardcore Christian or intellectually challenged, I suggest you find a different test. I recommend the Do You Bear Your Cross? Test or the LeTs FuCk Test respectively.