• This test is designed to evaluate your level of sexual desperation. Do you have a desperate need to get laid ASAP or are you content with your exploits? You'll soon find out just how desperate you are.
  • 1
    Are you a virgin?

  • 2
    How many sexual encounters have you had in the past year?

  • 3
    Do you masturbate?

  • 4
    How many times do you masturbate in one typical week?

  • 5
    How often do you think about sex?

  • 6
    Do you have a porn collection?

  • 7
    How long has it been since your last sexual encounter?

  • 8
    How long since your last orgasm?

  • 9
    Are you horny right now?

  • 10
    Would you lower your moral standards if it meant you would get some tonight?

  • 11
    Do you feel desperate?