• Hello, and welcome to the Dirty Phrases and Metaphors Test. In this test, you'll be asked a series of questions about dirty phrases and metaphors. Your score on this test will provide a measure of your innocence, with more accurate responses indicating LESS innocence. To avoid reckless mistakes on this test, please remember Sigmund Freud's famous maxim: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

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