• Hi! And welcome to my Discordian Accordian Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Or what ever you pretend your true nature to be. This is a personality test based on the book (the Illuminatus! triology) rather than a test on the book. So if you haven't read it. try it anyway. go on. You've got time and you really don't have anything better to do. All Rights Reversed. Note: this hasn't worked out quite how I expected it too. So, a new intro and some tweaks to come soon. But for the mean time I want it published so I can see how it works and if the categories look right.Also, If anyone knows who to put line breaks into this test, please, dear god, tell me! I suck at the intrawebs!!11 Oh, and don't take it too seriously. Some of them are a touch insulting.