• Greetings. So you think you might be a Discordian? Great, you are! Please allow 6-8 weeks for your official =POPE= card to arrive in the mail. In the mean time, let's take this test and see how big a Discordian you Truely are. Note: If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it. Or if you prefer, don't. Hail Eris!