• So... the question on everybody's mind is... does some guy you'll probably never know hate you, without knowing you? i'll be honest; it's hard to get a positive result on this one. but oh, well. this test is to decide whether or not i'd hate you. frankly, it may be inaccurate, as i'm quite a laid-back kind of guy, and there are some of the qualities that make me hate people that can be over-powered by coolness. so, don't take it too personally. just try to answer honestly, cuz if you don't? i probably hate you. if you feel you have to lie to impress someone who doesn't know of your existence, you're pathetic. okay, i made this hard on people. so here's the scale: it's out of 285 points. if you scored 0-100, i fucking hate you, and would honestly see no problem with buying you a puppy, just to stomp it to death in front of you to watch you cry like a little fat girl who lost her cake. if you scored 101-200, you're neutral. meh. i don't currently care whether or not you exist, to be quite frank. i'm okay with this. if you scored 201-250, you're effing sweet. i think you must be one groovy cat for a score like this. and if you scored 251-285, i am in like with you. i dig you a lot, and there should be more people like you on the earth. i would felate you while you eat expensive ham, just to show my appreciation for your existence. granted, there's a really good chance that i just made this test ridiculous, and that the results will be really screwed up, but honestly? i don't care. good luck!