• Ok, so check it out. I'm the A-man, and if there's one thing I love it's taking a girl out on my sailboat, drinkin' some port, and layin' some pipe. I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "Whoa there Al, I know you're a PILOT and everything, but that was three things!" and hey, that's ok, but GUESS WHAT, I'm a fucking pilot, and we don't play by the rules, so fuck you and your fucking waa waa waa three things, and fuck off. Anyone else who wants to check out my rhymes, and see if they've got what it takes for a watery ride on the lake of my love, stick around and grab a glass. I'll pour the drinks, you take your panties off. Fair's fair.