The Do You Have Skills in Bed Test

There are alot of people out there (...guys especially) who think they throw it down in the bedroom. Most of those people are sadly mistaken. As a service to people all over the okcupid community I have decided to author a test...to truly measure the fuckability of those who take it. The testee will be measured in desirability, skill, and open-mindedness. Do you have skills in bed??? Well lets find out. (disclaimer: I am an extremely biased and opinionated individual....so dont get your feelings hurt if your idea of good sex clashes with mine....because this test IS my opinion)