The Do You Laugh At What I Laugh At (AKA Dark Sense of Humor) Test

  • Hi! And welcome to my Dark Sense of Humor Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine just how dark a sense of humor you have, particularly compared to mine. Do you find things others find sickening funny? Can you laugh at things that might make others cry/vomit? WARNING: ALL of these questions are TRUE. This is not some hypothetical test - all of these things happened in my presence.
  • 1
    You are with a friend, who all of a sudden trips and falls, flat on their face. Your first reaction is...

  • 2
    You find a dead baby bird wedged into the front of your car, what do you do? (In the middle of a driving trip across America)

  • 3
    Dead baby jokes are...

  • 4
    You're at a party. There is a girl who is pregnant and she's having an abortion. She's really drunk and high on hard drugs. She says to her unborn child "At least you'll get to get high before I kill you." This is...

  • 5
    Your co-worker (let's call him Joe) is wheelchair bound and the office is on two stories, with no elevators. The kitchen is on the second floor, so Joe can't get there. Your cubemate is getting up and you ask them to get something from the kitchen, they reply, "ask Joe" and laugh. You...

  • YOU"RE ALMOST FINISHED... JUST ONE MORE PAGE. I mean really, how many dark humor stories can I fetch up?