• Do you like monkeys? Or, as I like to think of them, munkees. There are good munkees. There are evil munkees. Evil munkees are scary, but good munkees are the kind you wish you were. Do you dream of having a prehensile tail? Do you respect the opposable thumb? Do you think President Bush makes the same facial expressions as a chimp? Do you think he should apologize to chimps everywhere? Munkee! Munkee! Munkee!