• Shortly before his death in 1991, beloved children's books author Theodor Seuss Geisel released his own version of the infamous Purity Test into the nascent Internet where it made the rounds of the Gopher and Archie servers. And now, thanks to OKCupid, it is being brought to a new generation of digital denizens: who don't want to read this, they just want to know how much of a pervert Dr. Seuss thinks they are.