When they make the movie of my life
I hope they get somebody famous to direct it
Somebody famous and a genius to direct it
When they make the movie of my life . . .
-- Susan Werner
But here's the important question: When they make the movie (or maybe the mini-series) of your
life, what kind of DVD release will you get? Will it be one of those premium Lord of the Rings
–type productions, with the fancy box, multiple discs loaded with commentaries, hours of featurettes and an Easter egg or two? Or will it be one of those $7.99 drugstore dump jobs whose "special features" consist of previews and closed captioning for the hearing impaired?