• We've all heard them. Hell, most of us have told one or two of them. Offensive jokes can either make people love you or hate you. This test is based on the most offensive jokes I could think of that are non-discriminatory in any manner.....well maybe just a bit. DISCLAIMER: The fact that you may know the answer to some of these jokes doesn't make you a sick bastard. 90% of people laugh at these jokes when I tell them.