• I will be using a teaspoon to tap on my computer screen in order to least effectively measure your meaningless results. Then, I will fill the teaspoon with sugar and hold it up to my eyelashes so that when I blink rapidly, the sugar will thoroughly coat my eyelashes. If I do this incorrectly, I might severly damage my corneas. If I do this with my glasses on, that might be retarded. I encourage you to coat your eyelashes with sugar as well, so that if I end up blind, I will not be alone.