• God. I can't believe...fine, FINE! Uh, evening, fresh meat. I'm Freddy Krueger. You know, the big iconic horror monster that will invade your dreams, and kill you in a variety of ironic ways. Now, the writer of this test, he's aware there's another horror quiz. But it's related to all horror. And Darknut, to put it in his own words, "don't play that way." Yeah, I know, but imagine that put in a deep voice that stutters. Normally, I would have just laughed at a request to host some trivia quiz on a personals site. I mean, jesus. What do you idiots like these days? Eternal Shitstain of the Asshole Mind? You know how I'd kill you fuckfaces? Well, I'm not gonna say. Heh. Anyway, I'm doing this because I owe Darknut some favors. SEXY favors. Note, this test, while not impossible, is not going to be some fun little jaunt for you to cum your delicious sperm all over. Jesus.