The Failure Test

Did you know that I was the one that coined the current popular culture use of the terms "Fail" and "Failure"? I've been saying it for years now, and these days I can't seem to meet anyone that doesn't use them the way I've been. It is good to make light of our failures, so that we may more easily accept them. Then again, since I invented the current usage of failure, I guess I would be the expert on the levels of failure. This test will determine your level of failure. Failure.

Edit: OH FAILURE! Due to a horrible sorting error, everyone was getting the same result. How fitting. They are fixed now, feel free to take this test again, you probably don't fail as much as you had hoped. Sorry to let you down.