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Pennstown
Quahog
Columbus
Hedgeville
Adam West
Chuck Norris
Seth Green
Burt Ward
Stealing his identity
Stealing his money
Stealing his water
all of the above
a third eye
a razor
a self-destruct button
a tiny bullet-proof shield the exact size of a bullet that will make you look like a fool if you hit it
Meg
Lois
Diane
Not specified
The one
Pudgem's
The fat man
Quarter-pounder with cheese
Nobody poops but you
You are a naughty child and that is concentrated evil coming out of you
Everyone poops
he doesn't receive one
The intoxicated Squirrel
The buzzed bee
The drunken clam
The Hammered Hog
He took him to the vet
Peter rolled the windows up when Brian jumped into their replica General Lee car
Peter had locked him out of the house
because Peter nearly suffocated Brian with his weight
She was very unpopular and was hurting their image
Lois found pot in her room
Meg told the family she'd be pleasuring herself to Lois's modeling photos
She joined the Lesbian club
I wonder which side of the family you got your brains from?
Meg, who let you back in the house?
Why didn't we think of that earlier?
none of the above
Meg is unattractive and Stewie is evil
he always does the right thing
a lawsuit on a borken condom that led to his birth gave the Griffin's money
he constantly complements them
Kanye West and Usher
Lil' John and Ludicris
Akon and Jay Z
50 cent and Eminem
A fish
Mr. Rogers
A BandAid
Nothing
they were bitten by a shark
they were burnt by a stove
they were frozen in a pool
they were blown off by fire crackers
It gave him an expired coupon
he doesn't like Chickens
It attacked him
It laughed at him
All of the posters in Meg's room
The trophies and pictures of friends in Lois's
they're exactly the same
Lois had a Twin bed
The Chicken
The greased-up deaf guy
Peter
th aniti-Christ
Silly Rabit
Ephraim the retarded rabbit
Peter Cottontail
Bunny
Toad
Pot
Cocaine
LSD
Call 911
Recover the hostage Stewie
Make him a sandwich
lock the doors
Aggravated assult
Theft
Sexual harrassment
they don't
Lucky the leprechaun
Elmer Fudd
The Kool-Aid Man
Smith
Griffin
Pewtershmidt
Grey
Paul
Parker
Patrick
Penny
Float on
That's Life
Take on me
Ring of Fire
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