• Welcome to the FBI Porn Squad Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. The FBI is looking for a few good men and women to root out the scourge that is pornography in our country - but only certain pornography - even though it may be made by consenting adults, doing consensual acts, for purchase by consenting adults... Well, anyway, it's darned hard to find employees who recognize the importance of cracking down on these First Amendment rights who will not get too upset viewing said materials. It's a tough job. Can you do it?