• G'day! And welcome to my Female Fertility Test. I'll be using advanced mumbojumbo and a little voodoo to determine how fertile you are, eg. how many babies you will have in your lifetime. While you take this test I will be doing a fertility dance for you. I know special secret and long forgotten voodoo chants.
    Be Warned these chants are very powerful, they work on pre-pubescent girls and 80yo women, even virgins, sorry Mary the secret is out, I was not responsible.

    If you are not yet, by the end of this test you may be with child.
  • My chants work very well on native women.
    How well will they work on ladies from western cultures?
    The answer I know not, good luck, I am rooting for you.

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