The Forever Love Test

I want a love that lasts forever (or at least for a lifetime, and I assure you I would do my part to make it last.) No test can tell me if that will happen, but it might give me a place to start. I doubt that any woman will match me very closely, because I am not an average man. In fact, I am very...unique. But let's try. I guarantee this test will at least make you think...