• Hi! And welcome to my test. I'll be using advanced logic and magic to determine your true nature. I'll ask you some questions about something, then I'll analyze you. 

    I kind of like that demo opening statement so I'll roll with it.  In fact, I'll keep that demo picture too, as it will help me convey to you the "tone" of this exercise.  Here's a sample question:

    The individual in that picture:

    A) appears to have not had sex in a while

    B) appears to have had sex with one of those fruits...

    C) ...and is clearly riding the other half of that watermelon right now!

     

    There are no "right" answers, as this isn't really a test.  It's an exercise.  (the good kind - which you do on your back)  Upon conclusion you will receive a report on your carnal knowledge with regard to your experience and potential.  Oh, and there's also your FREEK Factor.

     

    Which of seven personality types will your unique responses reveal?  Are you a Supa Freek?  Or just a Lame Duck?  (I'll leave the typo)

     

    Please answer the questions honestly; not as the person you want to be, but the person you really are!

    (see? adv. logic & magic already working on you)