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  • 1
    Which of the following would you want most?

  • 2
    Which of the following would you be most likle to steal?

  • 3
    On X-mas which of the following would you like to be doing?

  • 4
    Sub-urban mutants are

  • 5
    Which of the following would be your alternate timeline portrayed inside the bowels of the "What If?" machine?

  • 6
    What do people love you for?

  • 7
    Upon deciding to depart from the table after or during a meeting what do you say?