• You've found the "Gay-O-Meter". This is purely for fun, not insult, though some will probably find it insulting anyway. The test has two variables- girl-gayness and guy-gayness. For male takers, the more you score in girl-gayness and the less you score on guy-gayness determines your overall percentage of straightness. For instance, if you score 50 girl-gayness and 0 on guy-gayness, you are 100% straight. It's exactly the opposite for female takers. Don't worry, I'll explain in your test results.