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  • The General Secretary is sick of everyone's crap. The Party, the People, the Army, the Church, the Germans. Everyone. Period. Sick of everything.

    He's drawing up a list of names and offenses. He wants to know what's up with you. You can be honest with Brother. It can only help your situation.