• Many questions have plagued mankind since the dawn of time. For instance: what is the meaning of life? Can I believe it's not butter? What's that smell? And many more. However, one question stands alone, for it's sheer complexity, philosophical impact, blueish hue and whatnot. That question is: am I, in any way, shape or form, a ghost/robot/badger? Ladies, Gentlemen, Spirits, Units and... badgers... I present the test that will answer the question that has long gone unanswered (and probably unasked).