• A bit of history: the last test I wrote was a smashing success. One day it was ranked among the top thirty on all of OkCupid, following by a swift spiral downward into obscurity. This is, of course, because people felt insulted. They felt this way because I insulted them.

    But no more, OkCupiders! For lo & behold, I have created a new test. I promise promise promise that you won't feel inferior, nor will I brand thee 'stupid' or 'boring'. Not you. I like you.

    Go ahead, take my test. I'm rooting for you.