• Are you a hero? You liar.

    This is a test to determine how heroic your death will be. Basically all I need from you is complete honesty in your answers, because if you lie, your genitalia will shrivel and smell like a dead fish wrapped in a dirty diaper... unless you're my ex girlfriend Jessica, in which case you already know this fate...

    What's that? "Get on with the fucking test already!"? Very well. Good luck, hero. You'll need it.
  • Is this guy gonna kill you? Only one way to find out...