• IT seems to me that the fundamental problem with dating quizzes is that if you need a generic, impersonal survey to tell you how your love life is going, then it's probably not going very well, is it?  I mean, it's not like flipping on the tele for the local weather report...

     

    Or... maybe Love is exactly like meteorology.  A relationship can be at least as complicated as a Category-4 hurricane, right?  And those come with disaster relief.  So maybe these quizzes entice us specifically because Love has no easy answers and it makes us feel good to fill in a couple as though there were.  Here's to a false sense of security...  and to FEMA.