• The world is full of many different kinds of wonderful people. This test callously ignores that and arbitrarily pigeonholes you into one of four heartless categories... but it's all in good fun, so that's OK then.

    There are just fifteen questions - but they have all been scientifically tested on mice*, so are 100% accurate in their ability to measure four carefully chosen made-up variables. At the end you'll find out just how hip or freaky, square or geeky you are. You could print out the result and have it transferred onto a t-shirt. Of course, that wouldn't be very hip...

    * may not actually be true.

    DISCLAIMER: This test is not scientific in any way shape or form. It's just for fun. The results of this test are not admissible as part of an employment application, as a character reference in court or anywhere else if I'm being honest. Don't shoot the messenger.