• This test is to determine which character from Douglas Adams' _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ series you are most like. It will use your answers, in conjunction with infinite improbability calculations and advanced bistromathics to determine which of the vast array of characters in the galaxy you are most like. Fortunately, none of you are very much like the extraordinarily alien life forms depicted in the books. Unless you actually ARE a triple-breasted whore from Eroticon VI or ajuitar player for the rock group Disaster Area. DON'T PANIC!