The Holy Crapmonkeys, Awesome! Test

Hi! And welcome to my Holy Crapmonkeys, Awesome! Test. It's time to find out if you are as bored...ahem...AWESOME as I am. Bonus points if it's after 2 AM when you're taking this, and EXTRA bonus points if you are procrastinating by taking it. Or something. God knows that I'm writing it when both of those conditions are true. OK, enough exposition...