• In this moderately homophobic world that we reside in, I am sure that many of the hours of our days are spent contemplating deep, important questions: Do these pants make me look fat; If Johnny has 5 apples and gives one to Janey, who really cares how many apples he has left because he didn't even bother to offer me any; and how has society's (and namely the media's) depiction (or lack thereof) of sexuality and gender caused me to, personally, view homosexuality. So, in response, you look fabulous in those pants, yo mama, and ... well, take the test to see how you measure up. [note: all graphics made proudly with microsoft paint]