The How Attractive Are You... Really! (For MEN) Test

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    Remember, this test is for MEN! Also please answer every question, or you will get no credit for unanswered questions. These first few questions will gauge physical characteristics. So let's get going. First, what is your HEIGHT?

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    How would you describe your WEIGHT for your body type?

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    How would you describe the SHAPE of your torso? Research has shown that women are more physically attracted to "V" shaped torsos in men, meaning that a waist to shoulder proportions are .75 or less. Is it coincidence that this score also predicts your health? I don't think so! Take your waist measurement, and divide it by your shoulder measurement to get this ratio... If you can't take measurements, try to accurately reflect the nature of your "V" shape in the spirit of this question.

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    How would you describe your physical FITNESS, overall?

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    How would you describe the handsomeness of your FACE? It is found that men are noticed for their facial symmetry, masculine characteristics, and even less masculine faces. But how would you characterize your face overall?

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    What is your AGE? Age correlates somewhat to attractiveness, fortunately, men generally grow or maintain attractiveness as they age, to a point.

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    What is your GROSS INCOME?

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    What is your NET WORTH? Add up the value of any assets you have AND subtract your debts. Include any real estate, automobiles, and valuables for assets; and for debts include things like loans, college debt, credit card debt, etc.

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    What is your EDUCATION level? It has been found that the higher your education level, the more likely you are to accumulate wealth.

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    How FRIENDLY or outgoing would you say you are? Generally, the more friendly you are, the more likely you are to be found attractive.

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    How many CLOSE FRIENDS do you have? The more close friends you have, the more people (through THEIR friends) are likely to meet you and find you attractive. For the purposes of this test, do not include regular friends or acquaintances.

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    How CONFIDENT are you? Confidence gives you a substantial attractiveness boost -- so long as it doesn't come off as overconfident, or fake. So how awesome are you, exactly?

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    How involved are you in your COMMUNITY, or CHARITY work? Not only does this increase your exposure, but most people are attracted to traits of generosity and interest in others.

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    Outside of work, how many INTERESTS AND HOBBIES do you actively pursue? Breadth of interests creates more chance that you will create rapport with someone else by having things in common, or interesting things to talk about. This increases your attractiveness. How many interests or hobbies outside of work do you actively pursue? (Include sports, games, projects, music, intellectual work, etc.)

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    How would you characterize your DRUG USE? People addicted to heavy drugs get a discount in attractiveness, unless, of course, you're an addict yourself which will probably attract you to other addicts. Tobacco use, marijuana, and alcohol use can also devalue your attractiveness when used in too high of quantities.

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    How many HEALTH problems do you have? Most people suffer from some health problem or another. But the more health problems you have, the more difficult it becomes to attract a mate. Count up all the health problems you currently have, including depression, viruses, STD's, heavy sweating or body odor, skin conditions, and the like.