• Hi there, and welcome to my "How Awake Are You" Test. The object of this test is to see if you're careening through your life with your eyes wide open, napping the days away, or just trying to stay afloat in choppy seas. The point of the test, however, is just to get you to think about this stuff, because wouldn't you really rather be thinking about life than about your job or your school or whatever? No? Hrm. You sure you don't wanna take nap instead?
  • Oh hey, you're awake -- and just in time for this test! Don't think about it, just press the button already. It'll be a short test, I promise.