The How Clean are you? Test

Hi! Are you fighting for top place with Kim'n'Aggie? (from English TV's "How Clean is your House" or similar revoltingly invasive quasi-interesting TV) ???? Or are you more of a Wayne and/or Waynetta Slobb (English TV's Harry Enfield)????? This test is all about how clean you are. Points DO NOT mean prizes, be honest and find out how much you really love the soap and the scrubbing brush. Or, not as the case may be.