The How Cool of a Chick are you Test

This is simple, as a male, what I am physically attracted to is easy to define...health, relative lack of deformities, and the ttahahb factor (two tetas, a hole and a heartbeat). Unfortunately many members of the softer side of the human species tend to have little beyond the physical going for them. As I am sick of this, I've developed this test to figure out if a woman is sexually and emotionally attractive in my opinion.