• This is the How Easily You Could Become A Vampire Test. We'll determine how easily you would transition from living, breathing human to undead child of the night. Do you make it, or do you bite the dust? Remember, vampires are not real. But for the purposes of this test pretend they are, and so answer the questions as honestly as possible. There are 26 questions total and 5 possible results.
    (Note- the scoring on the test on the night of 6-7 Jan 2007 broke; hopefully the added questions have fixed it back to "yes, now it works again. We regret the inconvenience)