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A few. Mostly belts and shoes and stuff like that.
More than your average “Joe-Bag-of-doughnuts”.
Half or a little more of my clothes are black
I can’t tell where one article begins and the other ends; my closet is just one big black void!!
I need a bucket full of them just to get out of bed
Yes and if you keep pushing me I'll try it again!
Hell no! What kind of loser does that?
Meh, that would take effort.
Death is sad and sadness is cool
Drama / Action
Horror / Suspense
Sci-fi / Anime
I’m around a lot of people.
I’m with just a few friends
I’m by myself, and I’ll thank you to leave me alone right now.
I’m not being questioned by the likes of you!
No way, you sick twisted freak!!
Thought about it, but there’s just no way.
Thought about it, want to do it, can’t find anyone willing
I already have my own crypt that I’ve converted into a shag pad
Type O Negative
Yes, all the damn time
No, why would you think that?
Sometimes /depends on where it is.
Even the dog looks at me strangely
Morning (Hello World!)
Afternoon (Still lots to do today!)
Evening (See you tomorrow sunshine!)
Night (Sunshine? WTF is that?)
Warm and sunny
Cold and rainy
New Years (eve or day)
I’ve never been in there / heard of it
That place sucks! Only loser Emo kids shop there
It’s kinda trendy but I’ve found a few things I like there
Hot Topic is cool!!
No one would ever call me that because I don’t look /act anything like “Emo”
I’m fine with it.
Meh, they don’t know me, so who really cares?
It pisses me off!
Among other dark and brooding things, yes
No, I'm just taking this test because I'm bored
The How White Are You Test
eagleton_sucks22 / f / Gay
The LONG Scientific Personality Test
vyren_rolar19 / f / Bisexual
The Classic IQ Test
christophergal38 / m / Straight
The Commonly Confused Words Test
Tatt_traveller39 / m / Straight
The Boob Test
AEtalian45 / f / Straight
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