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my cell phone and a phone book.
My leatherman and Swiss Army knife.
It depends on the job, but I've got them all.
in between my legs.
hire someone to contract all the work, money is no object
I wouldn't buy anything that wasn't ready to move into.
I sub-contract the work, doing some minor things myself.
I do the electrical, plumbing, carpentry and finish work myself and finish in 6 months
Call AAA, that's what it's for
Whip out the jack and tire iron and have the thing changed in seconds flat.
struggle to find the jack and get your nice jacket off, but you're a man/woman,, dammit and you can do this yourself
try to wave down a cute girl/guy to help you out.
a portion of cheese.
to split a difficult log with.
the basis of many more advanced tools.
both b & c.
ignore it, like you said, it's slow.
stick some bubblegum in the spot that seems to be the problem and hope for the best
replace the guts completely and enjoy the satisfaction of checking something off your "to do," list.
replace the toilet completely, it was an old water waster anyway!
Screw that, they'll open up ANWAR soon, and oil will be cheaper anyway.
do hours of research and figure out the most state-of-the-art system and install it yourself
Call the first number in the phone book, and figure it will be fine.
do some research into the best system, but have it professionally installed, the pros know what they are doing, after all
Yes, I like to focus on one role, and be really good at it.
I enjoy being versatile and mastering unusual tasks.
I will take a shot at anything, but I have more strengths in my gender's "area."
I enjoy doing things in every area, especially if I have a sweet partner by my side.
soft as a babies bum, a nice buff on the nails
scrubbed with GoJo, but there's a telltale trace of black under the nails you just can't get out.
clean as a whistle, but a little calloused and rough.
scrubbed, but calloused and there is a telltale trace of grease under the nails you just can't get out.
saw that cuts things under water.
power saw for cutting tile.
kinky sex term
an old song that makes you cry.
point out to me that I should fix my doorknob?
whip out your tools and fix it right up while I make you some cornbread?
leave, realizing that my life is totally not together and you better steer clear of me entirely!
stand outside and wait for me to open the door, as you can't figure out how to get in.
Yes, if it was going under a dark color, like red.
that's weird! I never heard of anything but white primer
I have money to hire people to get dirty, geez!
primer? what the heck is that?
what gets all over my truck when I go four-wheelin'
what gets all over my boots when I'm working in the garden/yard.
what smoothes out my drywall
what I put on my face to nourish my skin.
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