The purpose of this test is to find out how hard I'm going to fall for you. Am I going to find you to be the love of my life or will I find myself staring blankly into space wondering when the neverending date will end as I contemplate suicide-by-shards-of-wine-glass.
The test is broken down into four parts: Philosophy of Life; Life Goals; Romance; and Miscellaneous. Don't take the results personally. I'm a one-of-a-kind freak. If you aren't compatible with me, that is probably good for your self-preservation and it bodes well for your sanity as well. However, if you are compatible with me, then we might have a hell of lot of fun together. And I'm all about fun. So you really can't lose either way!
But before we begin, there are a few things you must understand:
FIRST, this test has been written like a real test. Normally, when I take someone's test, the answers that they want me to choose seem pretty obvious For example, a poorly written test question that's easy to guess the right answer to is: "Are you a stalker?" Well who in their right mind is going to answer yes to that??!!!). Instead, if you ask, "will you find yourself forever devoted to me and promise to always be there for me, whether I want you to be there or not?" will likely evoke a much more honest answer. So...
My test is designed to make it tricky to "guess" the right answer. I understand that it's human nature to be "liked". You probably, subconsciously want to choose the answers that will make me happy. Well, it won't work. The only way to get through this test and to score well is to BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF. Besides, who cares if you don't score well? I'm not all that great of a catch anyway. I'm sure you can do better. I'm a freak. Yes I am.
SECOND, It is IMPOSSIBLE to get a perfect score on this test. In many cases, the answers you give to one question will reduce your score in a different section. For example, you declaration that you have a school girl fetish may make you unbelievably attractive to me romantically, but may make me worry about your sanity and may be indicative of pedophiliac tendencies. So it will raise your romance score, but lower your "sanity" score. Hey. I'm not perfect. I'm not always logical or consistent. Neither are you. I'm just a guy trying to be honest with himself. You should be honest too. Let fate take care of the rest.
And THIRD, this test was meant to discern compatibility, not to be fun. It might be fun. I hope it's fun. But if it sucks, then I am sorry.
Thanks! And Good Luck!