• How long would I keep you around? I've been known to "Seinfeld" people... Meaning I will dump you for your simple imperfections that happen to be my pet-peeves. I get bored very quickly with anything I do, so take my test and lets find out how long you'd last. If you are lucky enough to last at least a month... i must really like you, so don't go and do anything stupid to fuck it up... and go!