• Ever feel like you'll die alone, surrounded by nothing but cats? This test understands, this test feels your pain. Because of all its empathy for you, this test will not even presume to test whether you will die alone with your cats, it takes this as a given (and nothing to be ashamed of, we assure you). The purpose of this is simply to tell you how many cats will be on hand to consume your corpse.
  • He'll have the last laugh, you know he will.